Voice Test Post

[revenancemods]

Just what it says on the box! If you're interested in the game but not sure which character you want to play, or if you're testing out a new one, or if you just want to thread with someone, this is the place to do it. If you want to play your characters as already having Dream Eaters, that's just fine too - that's part of the fun of this game, after all!

Comments

[originalcopy]

How the fuck am I supposed to know? I just got here.

[Church stops and his Meow Wow runs into his legs, bounces off and rolls away before jumping up like nothing happened. OH HI NEW FRIENDS! It runs/waddles up to Grif's hebby rep eagerly.]

[grifshot]

[Well, there goes that plan.]

I thought you guys always had the weird shit going on, so this should be normal for you.

[Friends? Did someone say friends? His person totally needs friends! He needs friends! Hello friend! The Hebby Rep goes to say hi as well.]

[originalcopy]

What? Why do you think all the weird shit happened to us? Ok, so Tucker did have his gross baby.

You guys had some weird shit too... right?

[Our people should totally be friends! Don't they seem like friends already! That must mean that we're friends too... YAY!]

[grifshot]

God don't remind me. That was weird.

But no, actually. Unless you count Donut, and the fact that Sarge can't build a robot that doesn't a) speak Spanish or b) go totally nuts and try to kill us all, most of the time, we experience the weird shit from following you guys around. Usually Caboose.

I'm gonna guess this is Caboose's fault somehow.

[This is the best day ever! Friends everywhere!]

[originalcopy]

That, actually seems pretty reasonable. [sigh] If anyone is going to be responsible for fucking up my day it's going to be him.

[Yes, Best day ever! Of all time!]

Ugh, I swear to god I'm gunna fuckin shoot him.

[grifshot]

[Grif logic for the win!]

Shoot him, or shoot around him?

We both know how that one's gonna go, dude.

[originalcopy]

Oh shut up Red, my aim is fine. [yeah, he knows he's lying shut up.]

[grifshot]

Uh, dude? I've seen you shoot.

Caboose would probably hit you by "accident" before you ever hit him.

[Oh wait that already happened.]

[originalcopy]

[disgruntled grumbling]

Hey, I shot him in the foot once.

[Stupid Grif and his stupid valid point.]

[grifshot]

Bullshit.

You couldn't hit the barn side of a broad door. Or whatever.

[originalcopy]

It's the broad side of a barn, jackass... and I totally fucking did. Blew his pinky toe clean off.


You know they gave him a purple heart for that? Fuckin' bullshit, I get blown all to hell by a tank and I didn't get shit except a one way trip to incorporeality.

[grifshot]

[Grif remains skeptical.]

Maybe it's 'cause you came back. They thought you were still alive or something.

[originalcopy]

See, that still bullshit... Speaking of shit, have you found any of the others yet?

[grifshot]

Just Wash. Unfortunately.