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Revenance Mods ([personal profile] revenancemods) wrote in [community profile] weirdest_dreams_ever2014-02-11 10:26 am
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Voice Test Post

Just what it says on the box! If you're interested in the game but not sure which character you want to play, or if you're testing out a new one, or if you just want to thread with someone, this is the place to do it. If you want to play your characters as already having Dream Eaters, that's just fine too - that's part of the fun of this game, after all!
unrecovered: (Spirit: Fang)

[personal profile] unrecovered 2014-02-11 07:56 pm (UTC)(link)
[Fang is having a grand old time flapping around Traverse Town. He's not getting too far from his person, just in case, but that doesn't mean he can't go exploring!]

[It pays off almost immediately, as he sees a new Spirit and a new Person. New friends! He swoops down, squeaking happily, and hovers in front of the person. Hi hi hi! You kind of look like my person except your armor is different! Are you new? They should be friends!]

[It didn't always occur to Fang that Persons didn't understand Spirit, but friendliness was a universal language, right?]
grifshot: (litertally the worst program ever made)

[personal profile] grifshot 2014-02-12 05:57 am (UTC)(link)
[Grif-vision unfortunately sees a very different world.

Where the average person might see a cute flying fuzzball, Grif sees a bloodsucking monstrosity that is there to infect him with hideous bat diseases and get in his hair.

Never mind the armor. Or the helmet.

Worst. Day. Ever.]

Go away, shoo! Don't come any closer!

unrecovered: (Spirit: Fang)

[personal profile] unrecovered 2014-02-12 06:26 am (UTC)(link)
[Fang backwings a bit, surprised. But- but he was just trying to be friends? Didn't he want to be friends?]

[He drops down to hover near the Hebby Repp instead. Hey, is your person okay? He sounds really upset about something.]
grifshot: (let's get this overwith)

[personal profile] grifshot 2014-02-13 06:39 am (UTC)(link)
[The Hebby Repp turns and looks at Grif, who seems frozen in shock or something. He's never seen his person do that before, but then, he is pretty new.

Maybe he was just surprised! We're brand new to this place! I think you just surprised him! Maybe now that he knows you're here, he'll be more friendly! I'll come with you!]
unrecovered: (Spirit: Fang)

[personal profile] unrecovered 2014-02-13 05:52 pm (UTC)(link)
[Oh, okay! That makes sense. Let's try it! Fang flaps back up to the new person's eye level, squeaking happily and nuzzling against his helmet. Hi again!]
grifshot: (let's get this overwith)

[personal profile] grifshot 2014-02-14 06:37 am (UTC)(link)
What are you-

[Grif's voice almost reaches that high squeaky yelp that it gets to when he freezes again. Oh god. Oh god it's touching him. It's touching him oh god no he's going to get bat diseases (never mind the helmet), he's going to get back diseases and die and oh god oh god oh god (again helmet).

Anyone who comes across this scene may encounter a grown man in orange armor curled up in the fetal position with a bat on his head and lizard rubbing up against him.

What's wrong person? We just make a new friend! No need to be scared!]
unrecovered: (...what?)

[personal profile] unrecovered 2014-02-18 10:22 pm (UTC)(link)
[Wash is looking for his bat. Fang has developed a habit of flying off, and once again Wash has to track him down, grumbling all the while. He really needs to break the bat of that habit.]

[He finds the bat perched happily on a prone form, squeaking at the Hebby Repp next to him (hey, your person's funny!). Wash is immediately more interested in Fang's perch than in the bat himself.]

grifshot: (let's get this overwith)

[personal profile] grifshot 2014-02-19 06:53 am (UTC)(link)
[That voice! He knows that voice! He's never been more happy to see Wash in his entire life, and that is saying something!]

Wash! Wash you gotta help me! Get it away!

[The Hebby Repp grins and trills a bit. I know! He's the best!]
unrecovered: (Let me think about that one)

[personal profile] unrecovered 2014-02-19 08:59 am (UTC)(link)
[It takes Wash another moment or two to process that Grif is here - which shouldn't have been a surprise, really, given how much Grif sleeps. Well, the bat is his and the Hebby Repp is Spirit colors, which means Grif is likely panicking over nothing, which means Wash is suddenly a whole lot less worried.]

The lizard or the bat?
grifshot: (litertally the worst program ever made)

[personal profile] grifshot 2014-02-20 06:50 am (UTC)(link)
The fuck do you think! The bat! Get it away it's trying to infect me with bat diseases!
unrecovered: (Oh well damn)

[personal profile] unrecovered 2014-02-20 07:36 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh for the love of-]

Your armor is sealed against the vacuum of space. You're not going to catch anything.

Plus, Fang doesn't have diseases.
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[personal profile] grifshot 2014-02-21 06:30 am (UTC)(link)
[Grif logic under normal circumstances is bizarre. The fear of bats takes it up a few notches. And then some.]

You don't know that! You don't know where it's been!
unrecovered: (Oh well damn)

[personal profile] unrecovered 2014-02-21 06:43 am (UTC)(link)
[Yeah, he's picking up on that. He's also starting to edge on exasperation.]

He's been with me. He's mine, and he's not sick.

[He rolls his eyes and snaps his fingers.]

Fang, come here.

[Oop, that's his person calling! Fang squeaks a see you later! to the Hebby Repp, nuzzles the new person one more time for good measure, and lifts off, landing on his person's shoulder. He closes his eyes and trills happily as his person scratches him behind the hears. Yessss his person is awesome.]

You're fine, Grif.
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[personal profile] grifshot 2014-02-22 06:22 am (UTC)(link)
No, I'm not fine. This place sucks.

[Hebby Repp to the rescue. He will love you and protect you and look he is not a bat although the bat is pretty cool. It's enough to get Grif to at least unfold himself from the fetal position.]

What the fuck are you doing here anyway? I thought this was a dream.
unrecovered: (Let me think about that one)

[personal profile] unrecovered 2014-02-24 07:11 pm (UTC)(link)
If you're well enough to complain, then you're fine.

[Wash bites back a sigh and waits for Grif to get his head out of his ass. All this over a friendly ball of fluff. Sheesh.]

It is. Turns out it's communal.
grifshot: (litertally the worst program ever made)

[personal profile] grifshot 2014-02-27 05:09 am (UTC)(link)

My dreams are not as lame as this.
unrecovered: (Let me think about that one)

[personal profile] unrecovered 2014-03-11 06:33 pm (UTC)(link)
What part of communal do you not understand? This isn't just your dream.
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[personal profile] grifshot 2014-03-12 05:48 am (UTC)(link)
Obviously. Like I said, mine aren't this lame.

But how the hell am I sharing a dream with others? This isn't some Inception shit, is it?